"I would be cautious in dealing with a man who has no reservations in attacking an armed Reaper, if I were you."
"I-I don’t know if they do, it wouldn’t suprise me and when did Nyx ever make sense? Never! Go ahead and call me lazy cause you’re lazy too. No they don’t know, they don’t need to know. Now come over cause where all leaving together soon."
"You hesitated. And that is the truth. HEY, at least I embrace the fact that I’m lazy, Mr…Okay I haven’t got it yet, BUT I’M GONNA GET IT. When did parents need to know? Ugh. Come get me? Pwease?"
Emmie laughed, “Sorry bro. You can’t pull that accent off.”
"All my dreams are crushed, now."
"They seriously are whores, Nyx complains about them all the time then the other day she was like "OH I’M EXCITED." It made no since what so ever. Let’s not bring up how lazy I am, which I don’t understand considering i’m fit. No parents, because if Parents are here that means no drunk Liam, and Liam drunk is a blast."
"Do they sell their bodies? Wait, so she complains about her ‘friends’ all the time, but still hangs out with them? Makes no sense. I’m going to have to make up a nickname with something to do with lazy now, just because you don’t like it. Okay, I’ll give it to you there. But where are your parents gonna be? Do they know about it?"
"Your lack of caution. A serial rapist is not one to stick up your nose at; caution is necessary."
"It could be fucking Michael Myers and I still wouldn’t be cautious."
"I noticed. It is slightly irritating."
"Yeah I guess you could. Yeah, all they do is flirt and it’s annoying as fuck. We can take the food and walk..I don’t run. Yeah i’m positive I have to go because my parents aren’t going, Charlotte’s out and Liam is already going to be on the boat, drunk."
"But I won’t since I’m the good friend you know I am
not. Fuckng whores… Ugh, GOD YOU’RE SO LAZY HENRY. I CAN RUN, VERY FAST I MIGHT ADD. But that takes energy, so I don’t blame you, actually. Why aren’t your parents going? Make your parents go. I would. If I had a party I barely felt like going to. Ya know…if they were here.”
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